IN A PLANTS
So good news, apparently (according to New Scientist (which I bought in a hurry to counteract a really really necessary awkward trashy magazine purchase)) plants have neurons and can feel pain and emit their own anesthetic before being gardened/eaten. So if you feel bad about eating meat then think twice, plants are people too. This leaves me, regretting all the lives I've taken and sort of not sure what I'm going to eat ever again?
Will I ever garden again? Will I ever eat again? We will never know.
No dice. :( :(